Friday, December 30, 2016

Friday Night Videos

Friday Night Videos

No subject has ever made such a popular subject for song as love. As long as humans have been making music, love’s far and away the top choice of lyricists to write about. Writing and discussing Inside the Texas Chicken Ranch, however, got me to thinking. Amid all that blissful romance, the darker flipside beckoned, and prostitution served as the inspiration for more than a few memorable songs. The Greeks and Romans sang about prostitutes, and minstrels in the middle-ages were more than a little bawdy. Cowboys of the American West favored songs so scandalous they could strip the needles from a cactus. It’s no wonder, then, that popular music of the modern era has produced countless songs about prostitution as well.

What follows in the coming weeks is a countdown of the top 10 songs (as compiled by yours truly) about prostitution of the modern era that were not inspired by the infamous Chicken Ranch brothel of La Grange, Texas. Between The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas soundtrack and ZZ Top’s “La Grange” (not to mention works by Willis Alan Ramsey, Billy Joe Shaver, the Austin Lounge Lizards and numerous others), the Chicken Ranch would simply have an unfair advantage.

5. “You Don’t Have to Be a Prostitute” – Flight of the Conchords
Not all serious subjects have to be treated seriously to have an impact. The fourth-most-popular folk duo in New Zealand took on the Police’s iconic “Roxanne” with the ska-tinged thematic parody, “You Don’t Have to Be a Prostitute.” With its overly-mundane lyrics and affected melodrama, the song (and accompanying video) skewer pretty much every pop culture cliche about prostitution that’s out there.

Previously on Friday Night Videos... ZZ Top.

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