You won't believe the hooey

Apparently, this big-eared, weak-chinned, pasty-faced, crumpet-eating Brit thinks stereotypes are funny. At least, I assume she does while not busy brawling at soccer games while eating bad food with her bad teeth. I dunno--read You Won't Believe the Warp Factor and tell me what you think:

what's the betting bin Laden has a well-worn DVD of Plan Nine From Outer Space in his cave or a natty pair of mail order Vulcan ears?

Of course, it's hard to hold her condescending attempts at humor against her. After all, she's British. Wouldn't you be cranky too, if you hadn't had sex since before the Thatcher adminstration? You can offer your sympathies to Ms. Alison Rowat at letters@theherald.co.uk.

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