Remember, there's a reason why Aggie jokes exist

Remember George Deutsch, that dumbass Texas A&M dropout who got caught up in scandal when he took it upon himself to edit NASA research to make it conform to Bush administration policy? Sadly, I do. That kind of stupidity is hard to live down when you're an A&M grad. Well, George now has company, of an even more infamous kind:

PITTSBURGH - A John McCain volunteer in Pittsburgh who said she was robbed and sexually assaulted because of her political views has admitted to fabricating the story, police sources told a TV station.

KDKA TV added that one source said Ashley Todd would face charges.

Police have not formally announced the fabrication, acknowledging only that detectives in the case were meeting with the force's public information officers.

Todd, of College Station, Texas, earlier agreed to take a polygraph test due to inconsistencies.

Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.

Okay, so she doesn't actually attend Texas A&M. She goes to Blinndergarten, which pretty much makes her a wanna-be. Not that it matters, since any "college student" from College Station will now and forevermore be identified as an Aggie. I suppose I can take solace in the fact that this mini-scandal can only help Obama, but really, if that's not a hollow victory, what is?

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Oh McCain, what were you thinking?

John McCain must truly be a desperate man. How else can you explain such a laughable campaign ad that attempts to equate Barak Obama with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, but mostly serves to make McCain look like a pathetic, grouchy old geezer? I post it here only so we can all mock it in unison:



That's got to be the worst campaign ad since Sen. Bob Krueger donned sunglasses and asked Texans "Wasn't it Shakespeare who said 'Hasta la visata, baby?'" Of course, if McCain wants to draw parallels with Britney Spears, he should be award of the potential ramifications of such actions. Glass houses and all that:



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