Death in the family

When an early-morning phone call comes informing you that your father has died, do you:

A) Say, "What do you expect me to do about it?"
B) Continue driving to Mexico
C) Hang up

When it's suggested that you could call your bereaved mother to offer condolences, do you:

A) Say, "I don't have her phone number."
B) Continue driving to Mexico
C) Hang up

If you're clever and answered "D - All of the above" then congratulations! You've got a keen insight and understanding on just how much a self-centered, immature little shit my dad can be. Not just when he wants to be, but all the time.

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