Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Introducing Chicken Ranch Central

After letting my website at www.JaymeBlaschke.com lie fallow and unused for the better part of the last two years, today I unveil a major renovation and redesign. Honestly, it's more along the lines of Extreme Makeover, because the only surviving element from my previous website is the URL.



Now known as "Chicken Ranch Central," my pages are repurposed to focus on my in-progress book on the infamous La Grange Chicken Ranch, but also contains more information regarding my other writing--both fiction and non--than ever before. And not content to just settle for a mere website redesign, I've also added:

  • A new Twitter account, so you can keep up with me on a moment-by-moment basis
  • A Facebook Fan page for the book project
  • A Yahoo! Announcements list for those who like their online communication to kick it old school (actually, this last one isn't new, but it seemed prudent to mention it here)

So check back early and often--fun developments are afoot!

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Armadillocon 32: Arboretum edition

The difficult thing about life is that it doesn't respect best-laid plans. To wit, I've had more and more conflicts disrupting my convention-going schedule in recent years. This year is the first time I missed Apollocon since the very first one (and I only missed that one because they didn't invite me). Conflict reared its ugly head again, forcing me to bow out of the Friday night festivities at Armadillocon 32. I did get to enjoy Saturday and Sunday, fortunately, but it's tough to get into a comfortable rhythm without a Friday primer. I got to see old friends like Amy Sisson and Rosemary Clement-Moore (below) only in passing, and even lunch with the No Fear of the Future gang was rushed because I had a panel to make. That was the weekend in a nutshell--everything was rushed for me, and leisurely sit-down conversations were notable in their absence.



The one possible exception to my frenzied pace was Lillian Steward Carl and her husband Paul (below). Old friend going back 20 years now, Lillian was an instructor at my very first writers workshop. The pace slowed down whenever they were around, and we got to catch up on family and other non-convention updates.



And then there's the Space Squid crew. What can you say about a specfic humor magazines that takes the anti-Kindle movement to the extreme by publishing their latest edition on clay tablets? Genius. Sick, twisted genius, but genius nonetheless.



I had two panels on Saturday, "The Trials and Tribulations of the Short Story" and "Steampunk: Literary or Social Movement?" Both were very well attended and the panelists quote engaging and knowledgeable. There was some particularly good back-and-forth on the short fiction panel, as we dissected what goes into making a short story more than just a fictionalized encyclopedia entry and how the form differs from, say, a novel. I must point out that it succeeded despite my ham-fisted attempts at moderating. The steampunk panel was wildly successful if for no other reason than several panelists came in costume and brought scratch-built steampunk toys. Scott Bobo and Renee Babcock, pictured below, attended neither panel.



Special Guest Michael Bishop, however, did attend. In fact, he was one of the best contributors to the short story panel, which also featured short fiction guru Howard Waldrop. I confess we veered more than once into "Let's talk about this awesome story Howard wrote and analyze why it's so great" more than once, but when the stories in question are "The Ugly Chickens" and "Custer's Last Jump," I think that's pretty understandable.



Saturday night saw Kasey Lansdale, the daughter of Joe R. Lansdale (His Ownself) give a concert. She's a country singer, and the girl's got some pipes. Her sound is something akin to Joplin meets Cline, with a dash of Reba. She's got a full album and a new EP out, and I swear I'm going to give both a proper writeup eventually, but until then, here's Oklahoma artist David Lee Anderson playing lead guitar in a wicked cool pic.



And finally, no Kasey Lansdale concert is complete without Mark Finn showing up to perform a heartfelt a capella duet of Finn's 2007 smash, "Don't Shoot That Monkey Down!" I'm telling you, folks, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. If that Lansdale girl knew what was good for her, she'd include that little ditty on her next album. I'm just saying.


Anyone interested in perusing a whole heck of a lot more Armadillocon 32 images should mosey on over to Lisa on Location. The Wife was in full-on pro photographer mode Saturday, and got a lot of good ones. Enjoy.

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Armadillocon 32 schedule

It's Armadillocon 32 weekend, and has been happening with alarming frequency of late, I have conflicts. Therefore I will not be in attendance tonight, when events kick into high gear with the traditional Friday night soiree. This is getting old, I assure you. Nevertheless, unless there are other obligations afoot of which I am currently unawares, I will be there Saturday and Sunday. Below is my schedule. Stop by and chat a bit if you're so inclined.

SATURDAY
The Trials and Tribulations of the Short Story
Noon-1:00 PM Sabine

M. Bishop, H. Waldrop, L. Carl, J. Blaschke*, L. Antonelli, S. Allen
In the short story, you have 7500 words to introduce characters, set up the plot, develop the plot, and then wrap it all up. Our panelists discuss the agonies and rewards of the short story.

Steampunk: Literary or Social Movement?
2:00 PM-3:00 PM Trinity

G. Wilhite, J. Blaschke, R. Kelley*, M. Dimond, Mi. Finn, P. Jones
Is it more accurate to understand steampunk as a literary movement or as a social movement?

SUNDAY
Worldbuilding: First Steps
Noon-1:00 PM San Marcos

J. Blaschke, N. Holzner, J. McKinney*, S. Brust, M. Nelson
You're building a world. What do you need to do first?

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Friday Night Videos

Today I'm in a Falco kind of mood, and all the Teutonic greatness that implies. You may think you know his song "Der Kommissar," but you're most likely confusing it with After The Fire's note-for-note cover. This one's pure Falco. Ja!



Previously on Friday Night Videos... OK Go.

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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Turkey

The Republic of Turkey, established in 1923, is the successor state to the Ottoman Empire with a population of 73 million. Citizens 18 years and older have the right to vote, and Turkish women have enjoyed suffrage since 1933. Although the predominant faith of its citizens is Islam (roughly 75 percent being Sunnis with a 25 percent Shia minority) the nation itself is fiercely secular. This was made explicit in 1928 when the line "The Religion of the State is Islam" was removed from the Turkish constitution. Freedom of religion is protected for individuals, and while the existence of religious organizations is protected, they are forbidden from participating in political activity. Headscarves are forbidden in schools and civic/government buildings. The wearing of religious symbols are likewise forbidden. Right-wing, religious political parties have assailed official secularism at times, desiring to move Turkey in the direction of becoming an Islamic state. Four times the army has intervened with coups when theocrats gained the upper hand, restoring secular governments to power. The current ruling AKP party has strong Islamic ties and currently maintains a cautious relationship with the military, lest overt efforts to implement an Islamic state trigger another coup. It is interesting that secular Turkey is arguably the most stable, modern, diversified and prosperous of nations with Islamic-majority populations.

So when a religious conservative in the U.S. makes a blanket statement like "There is no separation of church and state in Islam" as if to cut off debate and silence critics with irrefutable, sage insight, I have to wonder what the speaker's point is. Is the U.S. superior to these heathens because we have separation of church and state? Or is this something for the U.S. to aspire toward? It's utterly confusing in light of the continual distaste this segment of the U.S. population holds for the concept of separation of church and state in the U.S. Never mind that the original assertion regarding Islam is patently false, and that the most theocratic Islamic states are also among the poorest and most oppressive in the world. Right-leaning fundamentalists are invariably supporters of the First Amendment's right to freedom of religion, as long as it is their religion. In that, I suppose, we can thank Puritan malcontents, who didn't land at Plymouth Rock for freedom of religion but rather for the freedom to establish a bleak, oppressive theocracy that would be considered a barbaric, draconian cult by today's standards. The First Amendment, apparently, should be subject to majority rule, a democratic vote, as evidenced by the right's railing against a proposed Islamic center to be built kinda sorta near the site of the World Trade Center. A project, incidentally, most New Yorkers aren't bent out of shape about. But since so many folk in the hinterland believe that religious freedom in New York City should be put up to a popular vote, let's just take it one step further.

The religious right--generally including, but not limited to, fundamentalist Christians--insist there is no "separation of church and state" in the U.S., that the framers of the constitution never intended such a concept (nevermind that Thomas Jefferson, he who wrote the constitution is also the selfsame person who coined the contentious "separation of church and state" phrase). The U.S. is a "Christian nation" (as opposed to a nation of Christians) and that Christianity is our defacto national religion, and any government action to the contrary amounts to religious oppression. Fine. Let's have a vote on that: What shall be our National Religion, fully in line with the right's interpretation of the First Amendment.

Counts votes.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are all proud members of the Catholic United States of America! What? Don't look so surprised--Catholics make up 25 percent of the U.S. population, or 68 million people. When it comes to democratic vote, it's not even close. Southern Baptists, the next-largest denomination in the U.S., total a paltry 16 million members, and Methodists check in with just a hair under 8 million. And you folks always wondered why Baylor and SMU couldn't ever sell out their football stadiums while Notre Dame has it's own television network! I expect all of you to get yourselves to confession right away, and your penance will be to pray the Rosary daily, pending the pope's encyclical on the matter. Now, now! It's no use complaining, the democratic vote was held fair and square, just as you insisted. Besides, you should be happy we Catholics exercised our democratic rights to save your souls from eternal damnation, Protestants being bastardizations of the One, True Religion after all. Only the Vatican wields the true authority of Jesus Christ, handed down in an unbroken succession from St. Peter the Apostle himself.

If you don't like it, you can always go to one of those blighted, secular states that practice the separation of church and state. Like Turkey.

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Chicken Ranch: I take the Fifth

If anyone had told me that I'd be working on the opening paragraph for the Chicken Ranch book for more than a month, I'd have said "You're joking!" They probably would've answered, "No, you're joking!" But here were are at version number 5.

It occurred to me that a major element of the Chicken Ranch mystique came from the road trip aspect. It was located in rural Texas, but survived because of a steady stream of patrons from College Station, Austin, Houston and elsewhere. Capturing that heady experience, full of anticipation and mystery might be just the hook I need.
We were somewhere around Ellinger on the edge of Fayette County when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible clucking all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge chickens, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to La Grange. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn leghorns?"

As always, this is a work in progress. Feedback is always encouraged. In case you missed 'em, here are my previous installments:
Version 4
Version 3
Version 2
Version 1


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Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Night Videos

OK Go is a band I've encountered before, and although their music is nifty, it's their videos that stay with me. They're visually creative in a way I haven't seen since the Talking Heads, only in a completely different manner. "This Too Shall Pass" is simply amazing for the intricate Rube Goldbergian set they've constructed. I *think* it's all legit, but with all the twists and turns it's possible they slipped a bit of camera trickery in, or rigged up backup triggers to keep everything going in case some element jumped the tracks. But still, wow.



Previously on Friday Night Videos... Mike + The Mechanics.

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