I didn't even know Mexico had an air force

To distract me from the Spurs' second-half collapse last night (the game 3 collapse was expected, but game 4 not) I present this following bit of juicy journalism: Mexican Air Force pilots film unidentified objects.

"This is historic news," Maussan told reporters. "Hundreds of videos (of UFOs) exist, but none had the backing of the armed forces of any country. ... The armed forces don't perpetuate frauds."

No, the armed forces don't perpetuate frauds... unless they happened to be in Iraq, operating under the orders of Bush and Rumsfeld. Ah, well. Bitterness aside, I wonder if this means we'll get a Mexican-produced version of Project Blue Book. They could make it an X-Files-style TV series. I get about 20 different channels of Univision and Telemundo coming out of San Antonio, so reception wouldn't be a problem. It's got the Mexican Air Force chasing UFO's fer cryin' out loud! What's not to love? I've even got the intro ready for them:

Ezekiel saw the wheel.
This is the wheel he said he saw.
These are Unidentified Flying Objects that people say they are seeing now.
Are they proof that we are being visited by civilizations from other stars?
Or just what are they?
The Mexican Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth.
What you are about to see is part of that 20 year search.

Oooh! I've got goose bumps already. I mean, come on. Forget Scully and Mulder--where's Jack Webb when you need him?

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