The Bible as a museum guide

I wish I was making this stuff up, but I'm not:

God made dinosaurs on the sixth day of Creation, the same day he made people, according to Rusty Carter's interpretation of the Bible.

"The word 'dinosaur' was not invented back then, but in Job 38, there's two large creatures, behemoth and leviathan," said Carter, director of the Littleton-based Biblically Correct Tours, as he prepared to give his first tour of the school year.

Either or both creatures were probably dinosaurs, he said.

The thought of how many children's minds these folks are warping disturbs me to no end. You say the Earth is only 6,000 years old (give or take)? Right. Oh, yeah buddy. You've got a real firm grip on reality.

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