Makes you view the old "sonic screwdriver" in a whole new light

I would say that words fail me, but that would be untrue. I've got plenty of words, but the ones that keep coming to mind would run afoul of pretty much every content filter around. So I'll let the quotes do the talking:

Estate director Tim Hancock said: “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.

“They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.”

Look if you must (and I know you must), but if the quotes above haven't clued you in, this is NSFW. Blame goes to Science Fiction Blog for this one.

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